RE: Jokes
March 18, 2014 at 9:55 pm
(This post was last modified: March 18, 2014 at 9:59 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
(March 18, 2014 at 8:26 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote:
(March 18, 2014 at 8:26 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote:
What's the difference between a blonde and a brick wall?
A brick wall's only been laid once.
What do a blonde and a barn have in common?
They always have a cock in them.
Q: Why was the suicide bomber disappointed when he met his 72 virgins?
A: He blew off his penis.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
