A janitor is sweeping the floor in a Catholic church by the confessional when the priest sticks his head out and says "Psst! Psst! Hey, I really have to go to the bathroom, but there are people waiting to give confessions. I want you to sit here and listen to the confessions until I get back." The janitor obliged and it wasn't long before a lady entered the confessional and on the other side of the screen said, "Bless me father for I have sinned, I'm not married and I gave oral sex to my boyfriend." The janitor didn't quite know what to do, so he opened the door and flagged down an altar boy. "Hey, what does the priest give for oral sex?" he asked. The altar boy replied, "Usually a couple of candy bars and a Coke."
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
