How do you know there's a drummer at your front door? The knocking gets louder and faster and louder and faster...
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb? 100: 1 to change it and 99 to have a pointless discussion about how much better Clapton could have done it.
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What do you call a parasite who hangs out with musicians? Ringo.
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Who is always the least talented member of the local garage band? The one with the van.
Boru
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb? 100: 1 to change it and 99 to have a pointless discussion about how much better Clapton could have done it.
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What do you call a parasite who hangs out with musicians? Ringo.
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Who is always the least talented member of the local garage band? The one with the van.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax