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Why don't we know the date Jesus rose up from the dead?

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RE: Why don't we know the date Jesus rose up from the dead?

April 8, 2010 at 2:49 pm

I found it and once again he picks and chooses. Here is the whole passage.

Quote:Although there is no final consensus regarding the specific year or day, it is generally agreed by biblical scholars that it occurred during the governorship of Pontius Pilate (between A.D. 26 and A.D. 36) on a Friday on or near Passover (Nisan 15). Several analyses based on astronomical data and computer simulations agree on the date Friday April 3, A.D. 33.

What this means, G-C is that your gospels are bullshit because this date (which is apparently based on nothing except a belief that the story must have happened) means that John the Baptist could not have been arrested for protesting a marriage that had not yet taken place and therefore your so-called 'jesus' never started his ministry as those books claim.

Good luck getting the knots out of your scrotum trying to work this one out.

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