Did jeebus tell the bible belt to come up with giving daughters balls??

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Did jeebus tell the bible belt to come up with giving daughters balls??

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RE: Did jeebus tell the bible belt to come up with giving daughters balls??

March 24, 2014 at 12:57 pm

(March 22, 2014 at 10:09 am)Esquilax Wrote: I just... I can't even fathom the thought process that would lead to someone doing this.

Crazy is as crazy does.

On the other hand, this concept seems to offer up the possibility that some Christian guy will be overheard casually telling another that "[he's] playing with [his] daughter's balls" before catching himself.

"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould

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Did jeebus tell the bible belt to come up with giving daughters balls?? - by Brakeman - March 21, 2014 at 7:23 pm

RE: Did jeebus tell the bible belt to come up with giving daughters balls?? - by Minimalist - March 21, 2014 at 7:27 pm

RE: Did jeebus tell the bible belt to come up with giving daughters balls?? - by BrokenQuill92 - March 21, 2014 at 7:33 pm

Did jeebus tell the bible belt to come up with giving daughters balls?? - by Rampant.A.I. - March 21, 2014 at 7:44 pm

RE: Did jeebus tell the bible belt to come up with giving daughters balls?? - by *Deidre* - March 22, 2014 at 1:10 am

RE: Did jeebus tell the bible belt to come up with giving daughters balls?? - by Wyrd of Gawd - March 22, 2014 at 4:15 am

RE: Did jeebus tell the bible belt to come up with giving daughters balls?? - by *Deidre* - March 22, 2014 at 9:15 am

RE: Did jeebus tell the bible belt to come up with giving daughters balls?? - by Cinjin - March 22, 2014 at 9:33 am

RE: Did jeebus tell the bible belt to come up with giving daughters balls?? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 22, 2014 at 9:37 am

RE: Did jeebus tell the bible belt to come up with giving daughters balls?? - by Cato - March 22, 2014 at 10:08 am

RE: Did jeebus tell the bible belt to come up with giving daughters balls?? - by Esquilax - March 22, 2014 at 10:09 am

RE: Did jeebus tell the bible belt to come up with giving daughters balls?? - by Tonus - March 24, 2014 at 12:57 pm

RE: Did jeebus tell the bible belt to come up with giving daughters balls?? - by *Deidre* - March 22, 2014 at 1:12 pm

RE: Did jeebus tell the bible belt to come up with giving daughters balls?? - by Brakeman - March 22, 2014 at 5:27 pm

RE: Did jeebus tell the bible belt to come up with giving daughters balls?? - by NoraBrimstone - March 22, 2014 at 6:35 pm

RE: Did jeebus tell the bible belt to come up with giving daughters balls?? - by rexbeccarox - March 22, 2014 at 6:43 pm

RE: Did jeebus tell the bible belt to come up with giving daughters balls?? - by Darkstar - March 22, 2014 at 9:26 pm

RE: Did jeebus tell the bible belt to come up with giving daughters balls?? - by tor - March 22, 2014 at 9:28 pm

RE: Did jeebus tell the bible belt to come up with giving daughters balls?? - by Minimalist - March 22, 2014 at 10:57 pm

RE: Did jeebus tell the bible belt to come up with giving daughters balls?? - by Brakeman - March 24, 2014 at 7:11 am

RE: Did jeebus tell the bible belt to come up with giving daughters balls?? - by No_God - March 24, 2014 at 7:17 am

RE: Did jeebus tell the bible belt to come up with giving daughters balls?? - by My imaginary friend is GOD - March 24, 2014 at 7:53 am

RE: Did jeebus tell the bible belt to come up with giving daughters balls?? - by Brakeman - March 24, 2014 at 12:45 pm

RE: Did jeebus tell the bible belt to come up with giving daughters balls?? - by Minimalist - March 24, 2014 at 12:47 pm

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