RE: Jokes
March 25, 2014 at 6:37 pm
(This post was last modified: March 25, 2014 at 6:41 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, get out of here! We don’t serve mushrooms here”. Mushroom says, “why not? I’m a fungai!”
Two lepers playing poker, one threw his hand in, the other laughed his head off
What's green and eats nuts?
Syphilis.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop
Life without women would be a pain in the ass.
Why'd the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong pair of socks.
Freudian slip: when you say one thing, but you mean your Mother.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, get out of here! We don’t serve mushrooms here”. Mushroom says, “why not? I’m a fungai!”
Two lepers playing poker, one threw his hand in, the other laughed his head off
What's green and eats nuts?
Syphilis.
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop
Life without women would be a pain in the ass.
Why'd the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong pair of socks.
Freudian slip: when you say one thing, but you mean your Mother.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
