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Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
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Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
(March 29, 2014 at 1:42 am)Cato Wrote: There's truly no hope for me. I fucked Jesus in the ass. He's still sore about it.

Quote:If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.
(Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT)

Just pay God 50 pieces of silver for the rape, and marry Jesus. All will be forgiven.
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Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ - by Rampant.A.I. - March 29, 2014 at 11:36 am

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