RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 31, 2014 at 5:19 am
(This post was last modified: March 31, 2014 at 5:20 am by Losty.)
(March 31, 2014 at 5:10 am)jesus_wept Wrote:(March 27, 2014 at 11:23 pm)Losty Wrote: If I give Jeebus a blow job does that count as repentance? I give the absolute best "I'm sorry I've been a bad girl" blow jobs...
No. From what I've heard Jesus is a giver, not a receiver. Apparently it is us who need to"receive"him... said the vicar to the schoolboy.
Well I could "recieve" his holy penis into my mouth....just saying...I don't think I trust a guy like Jesus going down on me. He's the kind of guy who offers pleasure and leaves you with nothing but pain and misery.