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Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
(March 31, 2014 at 5:19 am)Losty Wrote: Well I could "recieve" his holy penis into my mouth....just saying...I don't think I trust a guy like Jesus going down on me. He's the kind of guy who offers pleasure and leaves you with nothing but pain and misery.

But on the plus side, he can turn his cum into wine. Wink
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RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ - by Esquilax - March 31, 2014 at 7:34 am

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