RE: Why It Is Not Too Late To Repent And Turn To Christ
March 31, 2014 at 9:13 am
(This post was last modified: March 31, 2014 at 9:14 am by Zen Badger.)
(March 31, 2014 at 7:34 am)Esquilax Wrote:(March 31, 2014 at 5:19 am)Losty Wrote: Well I could "recieve" his holy penis into my mouth....just saying...I don't think I trust a guy like Jesus going down on me. He's the kind of guy who offers pleasure and leaves you with nothing but pain and misery.
But on the plus side, he can turn his cum into wine.
I'm guessing that would be a white wine?
Salty but pretentious.
(March 31, 2014 at 6:11 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote:(March 31, 2014 at 6:09 am)Alex K Wrote: Also, you have to leave money on your dresser for Him.
Never!
I GET PAID or It "AIN'T ON!"
Really?
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.