How to tell parents I'm an atheist

[Manowar]

I'm an atheist and my parents make me go to church. No one knows I'm an atheist but I've been wanting to tell my parents about it. But I'm afraid they'll be dissapointed in me. What do I do?

Here is how you do it in simple steps.

Step 1. Compliment your parents "Mom, dad, i think you are the best parents on this Planet.

Step 2. Can't have enough compliments so continue. "Mom you look incredible today and Dad, you are a very handsome man, you both smell great by the way.

Step 3. Make sure they are both sitting down.

Step 4. Tell them. "Mom, dad i don't believe anymore, let it sink in a minute or two.
(They might have stunned looks on their faces). Continue to tell them. "That's right I am an Atheist."

If your dad starts to blame your mother or the other way around go back and repeat step 2 several times. If that does not work go directly to step 5.

Step 5. Yell out " I am Gay too, and run like hell.

They will be so shocked you are gay. A few hours later tell them you were kidding about the gay part, they will be so relieved you are not gay they won't care about the Atheist part. That should work.

manowar