I've been avoiding 'The Canterbury Tales' for years. I dozed off in class once, and the instructor threw a copy at me - hit me dead on the bean.
I jumped up and shouted, 'What the HELL was that??'
The instructor smiled at me and said, 'That, sir, was a flying Chaucer.'
Boru
[NB: For our humour-impaired members, the above is a joke. It did not happen. We now return you to your regularly-scheduled kvetching.]
[NB: For our Yiddish-impaired members, 'kvetch' is an intransitive verb meaning to complain often. Thank you.]
I jumped up and shouted, 'What the HELL was that??'
The instructor smiled at me and said, 'That, sir, was a flying Chaucer.'
Boru
[NB: For our humour-impaired members, the above is a joke. It did not happen. We now return you to your regularly-scheduled kvetching.]
[NB: For our Yiddish-impaired members, 'kvetch' is an intransitive verb meaning to complain often. Thank you.]
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