(April 6, 2014 at 12:54 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:(April 6, 2014 at 9:14 am)professor Wrote: The Amalekites were constantly attacking Israel, they were also genetically linked to the giants of the pre-flood world whom God destroyed (there were giants in the earth in those days and AFTERWARD- the offspring of the Nephelem (fallen angels).
This is rich.
If you believe the flood narrative is fact - we are ALL descended from one man: Noah. If the Amalekites had the blood of Nephelim, then so do we all - including the Isrealites, and including you.
Do you even think through your ad hoc assertions before making them?
It depends on which of his sons. The bad guys are decended from the son that raped Noah while he was drunk. The good guys are from the other two. Or so the bible would have us believe.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/
Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50
A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/
Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50
A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html