marriage

[Losty]

So if a human falls in love with an animal why can't there be marriage. I know women that love their horse and thoroughly bond spending more time with their horse than family and friends.

Why can't a woman fall in love with and marry a horse?

Imagine this guy



Applying for a marriage license.
He has no photo ID
No social security number
No Last name
He cannot sign the name he does have
He cannot even tell you what his name is.
Also, in most states if you cannot read,write, and speak English clearly you are legally required to have a translator and since Mr. Ed has passed on I don't believe there is anyone left who speaks both horse and English.