(April 11, 2014 at 7:41 pm)GalacticBusDriver Wrote:
Wow. I point out that your prom date is wayyyy fucking late picking you up and you choose to respond by answering the idea of imminence with a long quote about doubters. You completely miss the point that jebus clearly expected some of the people he was addressing to NOT FUCKING DIE before he returned. Oops.
Please explain this. No dodging, ducking or evading.
Well, according to the fairy tale technically Jesus did return within the lifetimes of his listeners. He said that he would return, he was crucified and died, and then resurrected a couple of days later. After that he spent 40 days hanging out with his buddies and going on fishing trips. And then he caught the express bus to heaven.
What he hasn't done is to make a grand entrance floating down from the sky. Nutty John Hagee has high hopes for that within the year because he's claiming that the four blood moons on four Jewish religious days is a sign that something big is going to happen in 2015. We can only hope that the clown will STFU when nothing happens. Of course if he croaks during one of those blood moons some fool will claim that he was "raptured."