Do you attend religious rituals for your family?

[Thor]

The only thing I sent to several religious organizations anonymously of course after I decided to be a full fledged atheist was a vulgar drawing of Satan screwing Christ up the ass. And I put a caption above the pic stating "This is what you are doing to your Christ." I sent about 7 of them out to top televangelist I literally sat through their broadcast waiting for them to display their addresses for donations. This was when not everyone had internet service or a computer.

For some reason, I keep getting crap from some church in the Midwest. Some place called "St. Matthew's Church" in Tulsa. They send this ridiculous "prayer rug" (it's actually a large piece of paper) that has "Jesus" pictured on it. They encourage you to use it to pray for whatever you want and then they want you to send it back to them so they can send it to someone else. (They even provide a postage paid envelope!) Of course, they have "testimonials" in the bullshit they include with the "rug" claiming that all these wonderful things happened after people used the "rug". When I get this crap I cut out pictures of dicks from porn magazines and paste them all over the thing. It's fun to paste these things onto the "rug" and make it look like "Jesus" is giving someone a blow job! My only regret is that I can't be there to see the expression of whoever opens the envelope!