Eating Out....4 (5 if I'm not paying)
Urinating....5 (If I have a full bladder, the relief is slightly sexual in nature)
Halloween....1 (My Super Fundie parents didn't let me participate as a kid)
Writing....3 When I have something to write about.
Puppies....5 (Really ∞, I love puppies)
Spaghetti.... 5 - I make some BOMB ASS sketty. With prosciutto, clams, kalamatas olives, sausage, bell peppers)
Trampolines.... 3 - I want to play
Slamball, but 1) I don't know where, and 2) I am afraid for my 7x operated on knee
Tornados...1 - When I was a kid, I was at my Grandfather's farm in North Florida, in a double wide trailer, when a tornado came through the front yard. The trailer came off its blocks. A massive, ancient pecan tree fell on his tractor less than 200 ft. from the trailer. No. I don't like tornadoes.
July....4 - The month after my birthday, lots of great July 4th memories, but it's hot.
Mario Kart...3 - I haven't played any version of it since the N64.
Marshmallows...5 - Two words. Fluffernutter Sammich.
Waterslides...5 - Der Stuka. Look it up.
Anime Movies...1 - Doesn't pickle my cucumber.
Monster Trucks...1 - Too hillbilly for my taste.
Australia...5 - Only been to Sydney on a Pacific Cruise in the Navy. Saw all the touristy places, ate some crazy looking sea creatures. Would love to go back. Or live there.
Thinking...5 - I do a lot of it.
Mindfucks...4 - Depends on the mindfuck. If I can't figure it out, pisses me off.
War...1 No one likes war. Unless it's Call of Duty. Then it's a 5.
Chocolate Milk...5 - With a western omelet sammich. Nothing better.
Dinosaurs...5 - Wanted to be a paleontologist until I found out it wasn't Jurassic Park. (which is my favorite movie of all time, BTW.)
Learning...5 - Especially if it's something I'm interested in. I love adding to my intellectual repertoire.
Snowboard/Skiing...1 - I broke my wrist on the bunny slope at Waterville Valley my freshman year in college. Not for me.
Koalas...4 - I've heard they're mean little buggers. Never seen one IRL, except at the zoo probably, but I can't remember it. They are cute though.
Bonfires...5 - Had them on the Navy beach all the time in San Diego. Fantastic fun, and romantic if it's just you and a girl.
Poker (any style)...5 - I love playing poker. It is the best version of a mind vs. mind game, IMO.
Your job...3 - I'm getting out of it. I am growing to dislike my new job. I need more stable income.
Old People...4 - I know some wierd ones, and they are a blast.
Math...5 - There is actually an objectively correct answer.
Oral (giving)...3 - I have been told I'm good at it, but I enjoy the results (giving pleasure) more than the act.
Oral (receiving)...5 - Duh.
Socks...3 - Meh.
Astronomy...5 - Fascinates me. Every aspect of it. I have a Chrontab that updates my desktop wallpaper (and an app to do the same on my phone) to
APOD every day.
Hockey...5 - GO PENS!!!
Dubstep...1 - Not interested
Pawn Stars...4 - I go through phases where I can watch marathons, and then other phases when I'm indifferent.
Bad Movies...1 - I'm not much of a movie watcher in the first place.
Spicy Food...4 - I like spicy food that is flavorful, I hate it when it's spicy for the sake of being spicy.
Porn...1 - Not good for me.
Road Trips...4 - Love driving long distances, especially now that I can load up on podcasts and music and just drive.
Getting Revenge...2 - Petty stuff, like getting into prank wars, is fun. But generally, I don't have to seek revenge that often.
Smiling...4 - I love being happy, and I am generally happy. I get awkward about my smile when smiling for pictures.
Reading...5 - Wish I had more time for it. I listen to audiobooks on long drives, too.
Russia...3 - I'd like to go. I wasn't cognizant for the Cold War, so I don't have any inbred Ivan hatred.
My Little Pony...1 - I was more into Gummy Bears.
Justin Bieber...1 - Wish he didn't exist.
Hangovers...2 - Sometimes, SOMETIMES, they are worth it for the stories.
Blueballs...1 - Not into teasing.
Tigers...4 - I'd like a big cat for a pet if I lived on an African Game Reserve and could just spot him when he happened to pass by.
Snow...4 - I love it when it falls. Hate it when it stays.
KFC...5 - You're a Racist.
Coincidences...3 - I like it when my fundie family looks at me like "how do explain that?" and I say, "I don't need to."
