(April 17, 2014 at 12:35 pm)Vegamo Wrote: Now this guy has already had enough going on in his life prior to the incident:
His wife cheated on him with her boss
He gets divorced and marries a Co worker with a 5 year old kid
His daughter (My now ex girlfriend) gets diagnosed with cancer
Watch him blame her cancer on her sinful lifestyle, all thanks to you.
(April 17, 2014 at 12:47 pm)Minimalist Wrote: That's a tough 3 months. Reminds me of....
Quote:With his life was ruined, his family killed, and his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why God? Why me?"
The thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."
I could have sworn that one went more like:
Quote:With his life was ruined, his family killed, and his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why God? Why me?"
The thundering voice of God answered, "Sorry, brah. I was trying to won a bet, and thanks to you, I did! Here's a new wife and kids. You won't even miss the old ones! We cool?"
