How did god create the universe?

[Chad32]

God made the world with WORDS.

This is one reason why we will give account for every useless word, and by our words we will be justified or by our words we will be condemned.

Sorry "Professor," but that's not an answer to the question any more than a good answer to "how are hotdogs made?" is "meat." It doesn't surprise me that a christian would give a "what?" answer to a "how?" question, because it's exactly the same non-answer that's at the center of the OP.

You say god created shit with words, and my next question is this: how the fuck does that work? You've just pushed the problem back a step, like a dumbass. You saw the problem the OP sees, and you decided a good answer to it would be to double down on the problem itself.

The universe had to have a cause. That cause was god. What caused god? Nothing. He's eternal. Can't the universe just be eternal then? No. Now start praising.