(April 22, 2014 at 11:26 am)Revelation777 Wrote: I'm hirsute and love bananas but not an ape.
I'm afraid you are. The fact that you are hirsute and (presumably) are bipedal with opposable digits attests to the fact.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'