Catholic heaven sounds dull and uninteresting -- praise this, drink that, a whole lot of kneeling, and Gregorian chanting (which is kinda cool, but for eternity? Come on!)
Pastafarian heaven is way cooler.
I'd probably want to repurpose the beer volcano as a wine volcano though. As one gets older, their tastes change, and I damn well need my heaven to match my tastes!
Pastafarian heaven is way cooler.
I'd probably want to repurpose the beer volcano as a wine volcano though. As one gets older, their tastes change, and I damn well need my heaven to match my tastes!
