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RE: Joke
April 24, 2014 at 4:30 pm
An old guy comes strolling down the hallway of the retirement home looking all sad when the nurse saw him and ask why he was so down.

He replied "My penis died last night"

Not wanting to have that conversation she said that she was sorry to hear that and made a quick escape.

The next morning she runs into him again but this time he has his penis hanging out of his shorts.

She stopped him and said "I thought you told me that your penis had died yesterday."

He replied "It did, today is the viewing"!
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Joke - by Minimalist - February 2, 2014 at 11:50 am
RE: Joke - by Cato - February 2, 2014 at 11:59 am
RE: Joke - by KUSA - February 2, 2014 at 12:01 pm
RE: Joke - by truthBtold - February 2, 2014 at 5:34 pm
RE: Joke - by Cyberman - February 2, 2014 at 6:18 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 2, 2014 at 7:40 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 2, 2014 at 8:55 pm
RE: Joke - by A Theist - February 4, 2014 at 4:48 pm
RE: Joke - by Minimalist - February 5, 2014 at 4:00 pm
RE: Joke - by ThePinsir - February 5, 2014 at 5:10 pm
RE: Joke - by pocaracas - February 5, 2014 at 5:18 pm
RE: Joke - by ThePinsir - February 5, 2014 at 5:35 pm
RE: Joke - by Angrboda - February 5, 2014 at 4:14 pm
RE: Joke - by max-greece - February 5, 2014 at 4:24 pm
RE: Joke - by Minimalist - February 5, 2014 at 7:06 pm
RE: Joke - by KUSA - February 5, 2014 at 7:36 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 5, 2014 at 7:40 pm
RE: Joke - by KUSA - February 5, 2014 at 8:47 pm
RE: Joke - by Ryantology - February 5, 2014 at 8:54 pm
RE: Joke - by truthBtold - February 5, 2014 at 10:55 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 6, 2014 at 5:26 am
RE: Joke - by KUSA - February 6, 2014 at 7:51 am
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 6, 2014 at 7:06 pm
RE: Joke - by The Valkyrie - February 6, 2014 at 7:43 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 6, 2014 at 8:23 pm
Re: RE: Joke - by KUSA - February 6, 2014 at 8:39 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 6, 2014 at 8:45 pm
RE: Joke - by rexbeccarox - February 6, 2014 at 8:46 pm
RE: Joke - by KUSA - February 6, 2014 at 11:01 pm
RE: Joke - by Minimalist - February 8, 2014 at 3:21 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 8, 2014 at 3:44 pm
RE: Joke - by The Valkyrie - April 10, 2014 at 11:01 pm
RE: Joke - by ManMachine - April 25, 2014 at 6:21 am
RE: Joke - by KUSA - April 3, 2014 at 8:07 pm
RE: Joke - by KUSA - April 10, 2014 at 10:01 pm
RE: Joke - by KUSA - April 24, 2014 at 4:30 pm
RE: Joke - by Thor - April 24, 2014 at 6:03 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 24, 2014 at 7:11 pm
RE: Joke - by truthBtold - April 24, 2014 at 7:41 pm
RE: Joke - by Cyberman - April 24, 2014 at 7:49 pm
RE: Joke - by Jackalope - April 24, 2014 at 10:24 pm
RE: Joke - by Bob Kelso - April 24, 2014 at 11:47 pm
RE: Joke - by KUSA - April 24, 2014 at 7:53 pm
RE: Joke - by truthBtold - April 24, 2014 at 8:00 pm
RE: Joke - by Cyberman - April 24, 2014 at 8:10 pm
RE: Joke - by truthBtold - April 24, 2014 at 8:14 pm
RE: Joke - by Bob Kelso - April 24, 2014 at 8:15 pm
RE: Joke - by truthBtold - April 24, 2014 at 8:16 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 25, 2014 at 2:49 am
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 25, 2014 at 6:38 pm
RE: Joke - by The Valkyrie - April 25, 2014 at 7:36 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 25, 2014 at 7:42 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - May 2, 2014 at 7:58 pm
RE: Joke - by rexbeccarox - June 26, 2014 at 12:08 pm
RE: Joke - by Thor - May 3, 2014 at 12:42 pm
RE: Joke - by KUSA - May 12, 2014 at 9:34 am
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 1, 2014 at 7:28 pm
RE: Joke - by Minimalist - June 26, 2014 at 11:59 am
RE: Joke - by Marsellus Wallace - June 26, 2014 at 12:10 pm
RE: Joke - by Ravenshire - June 27, 2014 at 12:25 am

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