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RE: Joke
April 24, 2014 at 6:03 pm
A husband and wife are shopping at the mall when they decide to split up and shop in different stores. A few hours later the wife calls the husband and asks where he is. The husband says, "You know that jewelry store with the really nice window display? You know.... one of the windows has the necklace you really like? The 18 inch necklace with pearls, rubies and a full carat diamond? You know which store I'm talking about?"

"Yes! Yes!", the wife says breathlessly. "I know exactly which store you're talking about!"

The husband replies, "Good. I'm in the bar next door."
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Joke - by Minimalist - February 2, 2014 at 11:50 am
RE: Joke - by Cato - February 2, 2014 at 11:59 am
RE: Joke - by KUSA - February 2, 2014 at 12:01 pm
RE: Joke - by truthBtold - February 2, 2014 at 5:34 pm
RE: Joke - by Cyberman - February 2, 2014 at 6:18 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 2, 2014 at 7:40 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 2, 2014 at 8:55 pm
RE: Joke - by A Theist - February 4, 2014 at 4:48 pm
RE: Joke - by Minimalist - February 5, 2014 at 4:00 pm
RE: Joke - by ThePinsir - February 5, 2014 at 5:10 pm
RE: Joke - by pocaracas - February 5, 2014 at 5:18 pm
RE: Joke - by ThePinsir - February 5, 2014 at 5:35 pm
RE: Joke - by Angrboda - February 5, 2014 at 4:14 pm
RE: Joke - by max-greece - February 5, 2014 at 4:24 pm
RE: Joke - by Minimalist - February 5, 2014 at 7:06 pm
RE: Joke - by KUSA - February 5, 2014 at 7:36 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 5, 2014 at 7:40 pm
RE: Joke - by KUSA - February 5, 2014 at 8:47 pm
RE: Joke - by Ryantology - February 5, 2014 at 8:54 pm
RE: Joke - by truthBtold - February 5, 2014 at 10:55 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 6, 2014 at 5:26 am
RE: Joke - by KUSA - February 6, 2014 at 7:51 am
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 6, 2014 at 7:06 pm
RE: Joke - by The Valkyrie - February 6, 2014 at 7:43 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 6, 2014 at 8:23 pm
Re: RE: Joke - by KUSA - February 6, 2014 at 8:39 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 6, 2014 at 8:45 pm
RE: Joke - by rexbeccarox - February 6, 2014 at 8:46 pm
RE: Joke - by KUSA - February 6, 2014 at 11:01 pm
RE: Joke - by Minimalist - February 8, 2014 at 3:21 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 8, 2014 at 3:44 pm
RE: Joke - by The Valkyrie - April 10, 2014 at 11:01 pm
RE: Joke - by ManMachine - April 25, 2014 at 6:21 am
RE: Joke - by KUSA - April 3, 2014 at 8:07 pm
RE: Joke - by KUSA - April 10, 2014 at 10:01 pm
RE: Joke - by KUSA - April 24, 2014 at 4:30 pm
RE: Joke - by Thor - April 24, 2014 at 6:03 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 24, 2014 at 7:11 pm
RE: Joke - by truthBtold - April 24, 2014 at 7:41 pm
RE: Joke - by Cyberman - April 24, 2014 at 7:49 pm
RE: Joke - by Jackalope - April 24, 2014 at 10:24 pm
RE: Joke - by Bob Kelso - April 24, 2014 at 11:47 pm
RE: Joke - by KUSA - April 24, 2014 at 7:53 pm
RE: Joke - by truthBtold - April 24, 2014 at 8:00 pm
RE: Joke - by Cyberman - April 24, 2014 at 8:10 pm
RE: Joke - by truthBtold - April 24, 2014 at 8:14 pm
RE: Joke - by Bob Kelso - April 24, 2014 at 8:15 pm
RE: Joke - by truthBtold - April 24, 2014 at 8:16 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 25, 2014 at 2:49 am
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 25, 2014 at 6:38 pm
RE: Joke - by The Valkyrie - April 25, 2014 at 7:36 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 25, 2014 at 7:42 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - May 2, 2014 at 7:58 pm
RE: Joke - by rexbeccarox - June 26, 2014 at 12:08 pm
RE: Joke - by Thor - May 3, 2014 at 12:42 pm
RE: Joke - by KUSA - May 12, 2014 at 9:34 am
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 1, 2014 at 7:28 pm
RE: Joke - by Minimalist - June 26, 2014 at 11:59 am
RE: Joke - by Marsellus Wallace - June 26, 2014 at 12:10 pm
RE: Joke - by Ravenshire - June 27, 2014 at 12:25 am

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