Late one night, a somewhat tipsy patron leaves a Belfast pub. While on his way home, a masked gunman steps out of the shadows and demands, 'Are you Catholic or Protestant?'
Smugly, the man answers, 'Neither one - I'm Jewish.'
At this point, the gunman riddles the fellow with bullets and walks away muttering, 'I must be the luckiest Arab in this whole fucking country.'
Boru
Smugly, the man answers, 'Neither one - I'm Jewish.'
At this point, the gunman riddles the fellow with bullets and walks away muttering, 'I must be the luckiest Arab in this whole fucking country.'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
