A 93 years-old man is discussing his new marriage with a friend.
'It couldn't be better,' the old man wheezes. 'She cooks for me, cleans for me, runs all the errands, takes care of the dog...just everything. On top of it all, she's 19, so the sex is fantastic.'
'Whoa, whoa, wait,' says the friend. 'You're 93 - don't you think it's a bit risky, sex with a 19 years-old girl?'
The old man thinks for a bit, shrugs and says, 'Meh. If she dies, she dies.'
Boru
'It couldn't be better,' the old man wheezes. 'She cooks for me, cleans for me, runs all the errands, takes care of the dog...just everything. On top of it all, she's 19, so the sex is fantastic.'
'Whoa, whoa, wait,' says the friend. 'You're 93 - don't you think it's a bit risky, sex with a 19 years-old girl?'
The old man thinks for a bit, shrugs and says, 'Meh. If she dies, she dies.'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
