A Little Wednesday Morning Humour :)

[Kyuuketsuki]

The management consultant leaned back in his chair, smiled, and then said confidently, "Ah, but who do you think created the chaos?"

Yeah ... heard an alternate version of that (mine was an engineer, a biologist and a lawyer as I recall (could've been a politician) with the lawyer getting that line in

Here's one:

Brewster The Rooster
There was this farmer, and his hens had stopped producing eggs. Well, he talked to a buddy of his who offered to sell him a rooster that would help up his production. His price was $150.00, but came with a money-back guarantee. Now this farmer had already spent $200.00 on two previous roosters that didn't work out on account of they couldn't satisfy his hens.

Anyhow, he gambled and bought this third rooster, who's name (you guessed it) was Brewster.

Well, he got Brewster home an' threw him in the henhouse. There was all this cacklin' & squawkin', and the farmer thought, poor Brewster, he ain't a gonna make it.

He comes back to the henhouse 1/2 an hour later and everythings' quiet. He takes a peek in there, and all the hens are satisfied & fast asleep.

Suddenly, he heard a terrible racket out in the barn, so he ran to it and ripped the doors open. To his surprise, there was Brewster with all the cows lined up, and he was trying his best to mate with them! "God Damn It!" the farmer said, "Brewster, you're going to kill yourself!" Brewster didn't pay him no mind, and kept right on at it.

Well, the farmer had some more work to do, so he left him there, and came back a couple of hours later. He opened up the barn doors, and durned if the cows weren't fast asleep! So he went to check on the horses, and they were tired out & fast asleep too!!!

Then he heard a ruckus from out behind the barn, and rushed to see what was the matter. Sure enough, it was Brewster, and he had all the pigs lined up, and he was still going strong!!! He cried "BREWSTER! You're Going To Kill Yourself!!!" And with that he tried to pull him off, but there weren't no budging him.

Well, it was about the time for Farmer to turn in, so he did. The next morning, he came out into the backyard, tripping over his satisfied & sleeping dog. After checking on all the animals & finding them in the same condition, he started looking for Brewster. But Brewster was nowhere to be found. Finally heading out to the fields, he found him, as a result of the vultures circling over Brewster.

Brewster was lying on his back, ....both legs in the air,...tongue dried & hanging out, ....one eye open & glassy, ...one wing over his chest, and the other splayed out on the ground. Farmer took a ragged breath and said "Brewster, I told you once, I told you a million times, You were going to kill yourself, and now look at you!!!!"

Brewster slowly opened up his other eye, brought the wing on his chest up to his beak as he tried to speak. Farmer leaned closer so he could hear Brewster's last words....

Brewster opened up his beak, pointed up to the vultures, and said: " Shhhh. Go'way. They're about to land. "

Kyu