Oh oh oh I Know!
Send it back with a happy letter claiming it really worked! You used it to pray you would get laid that night and 'lo and behold, you got laid!
Then say you've provided proof. The proof is in the stains on the cloth!
Then imagine the old lady opening it and starting to read your emo filled letter. She may start "awwww" and weeping at the glorious letter clutching the 'prayer rag' holding it against her cheek.
Until she gets to "that part", screams and flings the rag across the room.
That would be classic.
IMO.
Send it back with a happy letter claiming it really worked! You used it to pray you would get laid that night and 'lo and behold, you got laid!
Then say you've provided proof. The proof is in the stains on the cloth!
Then imagine the old lady opening it and starting to read your emo filled letter. She may start "awwww" and weeping at the glorious letter clutching the 'prayer rag' holding it against her cheek.
Until she gets to "that part", screams and flings the rag across the room.
That would be classic.
IMO.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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NO MA'AM
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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NO MA'AM
