Why don't we know the date Jesus rose up from the dead?

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Why don't we know the date Jesus rose up from the dead?

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RE: Why don't we know the date Jesus rose up from the dead?

April 22, 2010 at 12:47 pm

Generally, I don't join religious forums for two reasons.

1- Their unrelenting dickheadedness is intolerable. Stupid people give me gas and I'd be farting constantly on a xtian board. Also, I saw one where instead of "kudos" they were giving each other "blessings." It was fucking nauseating.

2- I am quite intolerant of religious assholes who show up here, dump a load of jesus shit on our carpet and then stand there and scream that it doesn't smell. Were I to do the same thing to them I would lose the moral high ground when they show up here acting like assholes.

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Why don't we know the date Jesus rose up from the dead? - by Thor - March 31, 2010 at 10:03 am

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RE: Why don't we know the date Jesus rose up from the dead? - by Minimalist - March 31, 2010 at 12:42 pm

RE: Why don't we know the date Jesus rose up from the dead? - by Thor - March 31, 2010 at 2:48 pm

RE: Why don't we know the date Jesus rose up from the dead? - by theVOID - April 23, 2010 at 2:52 am

RE: Why don't we know the date Jesus rose up from the dead? - by Thor - April 23, 2010 at 9:29 am

RE: Why don't we know the date Jesus rose up from the dead? - by Minimalist - March 31, 2010 at 3:34 pm

RE: Why don't we know the date Jesus rose up from the dead? - by Thor - March 31, 2010 at 3:46 pm

RE: Why don't we know the date Jesus rose up from the dead? - by Minimalist - March 31, 2010 at 4:32 pm

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