I believe in God: So Debate me

[Heliocentrism]

Here.

1. Does God exist? No.
   
2. Does afterlife exist? No.
   
3. What is the meaning of life? Playing Monopoly
   
4. What is good and evil? You're good, and I'm evil. Sufficient answer?
   
5. Why does evil exist? politicians.
   
6. Why does suffering exist? Because Yoko Ono thinks she can sing.
   
7. Why do diseases exist? God got them from hookers in 'Nam.
   
8. Where does the universe come from? The big bang.
   
9. Is God good? Is he?
   
10. Where do you get your morals from? Your mutha
    
11. Does all life on earth have a common ancestor? Na, just all hillbillies
    
12. Do humans and apes have a common ancestor? Yes, but he's dead.
    
13. Are you infallible? Are you questioning my infinite wisdom?
    
14. Does heaven and hell exist? Heaven is a really long orgasm, and hell is a really long line at the DMV.
    
15. Which religions are bullshit and which ones aren't? All religions are bullshit.
    
    

Once you answer all of these I have additional questions.

1. How do you know any of this? A burning bush told me.
   
2. Can you prove any of this? Have you heard Yoko Ono sing?