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Quote:The father of United States Senator Ted Cruz of Texas has stated that he considers religion and government "interrelated."
"MUH BOOK SAYS IF YOU DUN BELIEVE ME TEH COUNTRY WILL BE DESTROYED" said Cruz.
"AND SINCE PEOPLE DUN BELIEVE ME AND THEY'RE BAD WE NEED TO MAKE THEM BELIEVE SO THEY BECOME GOOD"
"Simply put, we believe that the problems we face in our communities and our nation are not just political and cultural, they are due to the loss of influence of our con," stated Perkins at the Watchmen on the Wall website.
"Consequently, these problems ultimately require a marketing campaign led by marketing experts. That is why we are championing pastors to transform America."
Cruz cited a statistic reportedly showing that of American evangelicals, only a quarter of them vote in elections.
"GOOD PEOPLE DUN EVEN VOTE AND THAT MAKES ME A SAD PANDA" said Cruz to CP.
"IF GOOD PEOPLE DUN VOTE, HOW CAN WE PUSH OUR CON ON OUR GOVERNMENT?"
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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
