As I've said before, I'm sure I learned from somewhere that Pascal came up with his wager in order to satirise the whole belief thing and it's just stuck; similar to Fred Hoyle's coining of the term Big Bang out of parody doong more to popularise the concept in the public mind than the physics ever could. So, believers, how's it feel to be trolled by the very guy you're citing as an authority on why we should believe?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'