(May 1, 2010 at 3:56 pm)Darwinian Wrote: If you absolutely had to, no way of getting out of it, which religion would you choose to follow?
Personally, I'd be a Jedi
Zardoz!
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THE GUN IS GOOD! THE PENIS IS EVIL!
What red-blooded, hitman-obsessed boy wouldn't want a God who spits out truckloads of weaponry?
(Fun Fact: I have just given you the parts of Zardoz that make the most sense.)
If I had to choose a religion that existed in reality outside of John Boorman's acid-drenched skull, I would have to pick Theravada Buddhism. For what it's worth, Buddhism has been the religion that tends to agree with me the most, and Theravada Buddhism tends to have less of the extraneous crap that most of the Mahayaha versions have.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.