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[Violet]

Please describe, in some detail.... you're awesomoe qualities

I am a narcissist ^_^ A very cute one at that. I think i'm the world's cutest narcissist How could anyone be a better narcissist than me? It isn't possible

I'm also very sexy. I am the sexiest woman alive. So sexy, i don't even need boobs, or a vagina, or even a pretty face to get people laid And on top of that I'm simply adorable People ask me, "what's your secret?"... and I tell them to stand naked in a barrel of sardines under the new moon at midnight, singing songs about frog spawn go jump in a lake. THen when they go jump in a lake, i tell them how sexy they are, bring them to their date, leave them, and listen to the tears

Oh, and I am the cutest girl in the whole universe There is nothing that need be said of it... i am simply the cutest one

I am also not limited in sexuality unlike most people claim to be. I am personasexual, bisexual, and lots of other sexuals! ^_^ I'm the world's biggest pervert! Other people are so close minded... I am the world's most open minded person! You want to be as open minded as me? Well:

Tough luck. You just can't be as open minded as me, it is not possible.

I think this is a good list for now, ask for more, and ye shall receive!