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My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird
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RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird
If a cat brings you a dead mouse or bird as a present, it's because it thinks you don't know how to hunt and is trying to teach you. What it's expecting you to do is eat the offering and then go off and catch one for yourself.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by rexbeccarox - June 11, 2014 at 4:34 am
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by Sejanus - June 11, 2014 at 5:16 am
My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by Rampant.A.I. - June 11, 2014 at 5:40 am
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by Ryantology - June 11, 2014 at 11:10 am
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by Nine - June 11, 2014 at 6:27 am
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by Elskidor - June 11, 2014 at 8:14 am
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by Chas - June 11, 2014 at 3:40 pm
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by Napoléon - June 11, 2014 at 8:24 am
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by Jackalope - June 11, 2014 at 11:49 am
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by Nine - June 11, 2014 at 10:14 am
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by Hoopington - June 11, 2014 at 10:16 am
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by Cyberman - June 11, 2014 at 1:32 pm
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by Silver - June 11, 2014 at 10:09 am
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by Minimalist - June 11, 2014 at 11:18 am
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by Cato - June 11, 2014 at 1:25 pm
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by Cyberman - June 11, 2014 at 1:32 pm
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by ShaMan - June 11, 2014 at 1:36 pm
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by LastPoet - June 11, 2014 at 1:41 pm
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by LastPoet - June 11, 2014 at 1:52 pm
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by LastPoet - June 11, 2014 at 2:26 pm
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by Cyberman - June 11, 2014 at 4:13 pm
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by ShaMan - June 11, 2014 at 4:49 pm
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by LastPoet - June 12, 2014 at 4:59 pm
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by Cyberman - June 12, 2014 at 5:13 pm
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by Chas - June 14, 2014 at 7:18 am
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by naimless - June 12, 2014 at 5:57 pm
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by Tonus - June 12, 2014 at 9:13 pm
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by JuliaL - June 12, 2014 at 9:52 pm
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by JuliaL - June 14, 2014 at 11:25 am
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by Cato - June 13, 2014 at 7:44 am
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by Cyberman - June 14, 2014 at 9:04 am
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by Cyberman - June 17, 2014 at 9:42 am
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by John V - June 17, 2014 at 8:00 am
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by Cyberman - June 17, 2014 at 7:28 pm
RE: My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird - by rexbeccarox - June 17, 2014 at 11:18 pm

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