If a cat brings you a dead mouse or bird as a present, it's because it thinks you don't know how to hunt and is trying to teach you. What it's expecting you to do is eat the offering and then go off and catch one for yourself.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
