My Roommate's Cat Just Killed a Bird

[Autumnlicious]

Birds shit on my car, the walk, and sometimes me. They also nest under my air conditioner making a terrible racket most of the time.

If a bird can't avoid a cat, tough luck.

I once saw a squashed pigeon at a bus stop.

I started laughing - a master of three dimensions got steamrolled by a retard stuck moving in two.

I have cats and I enjoy watching them.

Something is really funny about their behavior when you realize most of their little brains are devoted to visual processing.