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^ the above is a common misconception. While "The Ability of Woodchucks to Chuck Cellulose Fibers" (by P.A. Paskevich and T.B. Shea in Annals of Improbable Research vol. 1, no. 4, pp. 4-9, July/August 1995, concluded that a woodchuck can chuck 361.9237001 cubic centimeters of wood per day) does technically get this "quantity of wood" correct, it should be noted that it is a very dense wood... approximate in weight to five pounds... which is also the amount of wood one can get for five pounds.