Shell tells me that her cat, Bella, is apparently beating her up when she shares her bed at night (lucky old Belle). She showed me some of the bruises on her arm today. Yet Bella is such a sweet, innocent little thing; to look at her, butter wouldn't melt and all that. Just shows how easily we humans are taken in by a pair of wide eyes and a strategically placed meow.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'