Ran across a few I thought were cute.
-'Ah, whiskey! The best friend a man ever had at night, but oh, God, what an awful bitch in the morning!' - Liam Clancy
'I'm not a writer with a drinking problem. I'm a drinker with a writing problem.' - Brendan Behan
'On our African safari, someone forgot to pack the corkscrew. For three days, we had nothing to live on but food and water.' - W.C. Fields.
Any others?
Boru
-'Ah, whiskey! The best friend a man ever had at night, but oh, God, what an awful bitch in the morning!' - Liam Clancy
'I'm not a writer with a drinking problem. I'm a drinker with a writing problem.' - Brendan Behan
'On our African safari, someone forgot to pack the corkscrew. For three days, we had nothing to live on but food and water.' - W.C. Fields.
Any others?
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
