RE: So What Do They Mean By "Secure" the Border?
June 25, 2014 at 5:22 am
(This post was last modified: June 25, 2014 at 5:23 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Perhaps you lot could simply place a series of spring-loaded nets at the border - you know, the kind you see in old Tarzan movies. You could scoop up these illegal immigrants by the thousands with very minimal outlay.
All the hungry, desperate people you catch - you know, those who have risked life and limb to be a part of your country - could then be loaded into circus cannons and fired back across the border. There are multiple benefits to this approach:
1. Selling sponsorships and viewing rights could bring in tens of millions (Budweiser: Official Beer Of The Immigrant Cannon Programme).
2. Money could be saved when you launch kids across the border. I haven't done the math, but you could prolly fit six of the smaller ones into a single cannon.
3. It would be hugely entertaining.
4. It would immediately discourage repeat offenders.
Boru
All the hungry, desperate people you catch - you know, those who have risked life and limb to be a part of your country - could then be loaded into circus cannons and fired back across the border. There are multiple benefits to this approach:
1. Selling sponsorships and viewing rights could bring in tens of millions (Budweiser: Official Beer Of The Immigrant Cannon Programme).
2. Money could be saved when you launch kids across the border. I haven't done the math, but you could prolly fit six of the smaller ones into a single cannon.
3. It would be hugely entertaining.
4. It would immediately discourage repeat offenders.
Boru
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