'I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy.' - Variously ascribed.
'Beware of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors. And miss.' - Lazarus Long
Boru
'Beware of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors. And miss.' - Lazarus Long
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax