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RE: Joke
June 27, 2014 at 12:25 am
So, the pope was puttering around the office one day when he heard God's voice.

God: Francis. What are you idiots doing?

Francis: What do you mean lord?

God: All this bit with no sex.

Francis: Well, we try to make sure our nuns and priests don't have any.

God: But why? I gave you all perfectly good reproductive organs, didn't I?

Francis: Yes Lord, and thank you for that. But isn't that what we're supposed to do?

God: Why would I give you a dick and not want you to use it?

Francis: But Lord, the Bible teaches us to be celibate.

God: For fuck's sake! I said celebrate. Can't you people get anything right?!?
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Joke - by Minimalist - February 2, 2014 at 11:50 am
RE: Joke - by Cato - February 2, 2014 at 11:59 am
RE: Joke - by KUSA - February 2, 2014 at 12:01 pm
RE: Joke - by truthBtold - February 2, 2014 at 5:34 pm
RE: Joke - by Cyberman - February 2, 2014 at 6:18 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 2, 2014 at 7:40 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 2, 2014 at 8:55 pm
RE: Joke - by A Theist - February 4, 2014 at 4:48 pm
RE: Joke - by Minimalist - February 5, 2014 at 4:00 pm
RE: Joke - by ThePinsir - February 5, 2014 at 5:10 pm
RE: Joke - by pocaracas - February 5, 2014 at 5:18 pm
RE: Joke - by ThePinsir - February 5, 2014 at 5:35 pm
RE: Joke - by Angrboda - February 5, 2014 at 4:14 pm
RE: Joke - by max-greece - February 5, 2014 at 4:24 pm
RE: Joke - by Minimalist - February 5, 2014 at 7:06 pm
RE: Joke - by KUSA - February 5, 2014 at 7:36 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 5, 2014 at 7:40 pm
RE: Joke - by KUSA - February 5, 2014 at 8:47 pm
RE: Joke - by Ryantology - February 5, 2014 at 8:54 pm
RE: Joke - by truthBtold - February 5, 2014 at 10:55 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 6, 2014 at 5:26 am
RE: Joke - by KUSA - February 6, 2014 at 7:51 am
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 6, 2014 at 7:06 pm
RE: Joke - by The Valkyrie - February 6, 2014 at 7:43 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 6, 2014 at 8:23 pm
Re: RE: Joke - by KUSA - February 6, 2014 at 8:39 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 6, 2014 at 8:45 pm
RE: Joke - by rexbeccarox - February 6, 2014 at 8:46 pm
RE: Joke - by KUSA - February 6, 2014 at 11:01 pm
RE: Joke - by Minimalist - February 8, 2014 at 3:21 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 8, 2014 at 3:44 pm
RE: Joke - by The Valkyrie - April 10, 2014 at 11:01 pm
RE: Joke - by ManMachine - April 25, 2014 at 6:21 am
RE: Joke - by KUSA - April 3, 2014 at 8:07 pm
RE: Joke - by KUSA - April 10, 2014 at 10:01 pm
RE: Joke - by KUSA - April 24, 2014 at 4:30 pm
RE: Joke - by Thor - April 24, 2014 at 6:03 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 24, 2014 at 7:11 pm
RE: Joke - by truthBtold - April 24, 2014 at 7:41 pm
RE: Joke - by Cyberman - April 24, 2014 at 7:49 pm
RE: Joke - by Jackalope - April 24, 2014 at 10:24 pm
RE: Joke - by Bob Kelso - April 24, 2014 at 11:47 pm
RE: Joke - by KUSA - April 24, 2014 at 7:53 pm
RE: Joke - by truthBtold - April 24, 2014 at 8:00 pm
RE: Joke - by Cyberman - April 24, 2014 at 8:10 pm
RE: Joke - by truthBtold - April 24, 2014 at 8:14 pm
RE: Joke - by Bob Kelso - April 24, 2014 at 8:15 pm
RE: Joke - by truthBtold - April 24, 2014 at 8:16 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 25, 2014 at 2:49 am
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 25, 2014 at 6:38 pm
RE: Joke - by The Valkyrie - April 25, 2014 at 7:36 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 25, 2014 at 7:42 pm
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - May 2, 2014 at 7:58 pm
RE: Joke - by rexbeccarox - June 26, 2014 at 12:08 pm
RE: Joke - by Thor - May 3, 2014 at 12:42 pm
RE: Joke - by KUSA - May 12, 2014 at 9:34 am
RE: Joke - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 1, 2014 at 7:28 pm
RE: Joke - by Minimalist - June 26, 2014 at 11:59 am
RE: Joke - by Marsellus Wallace - June 26, 2014 at 12:10 pm
RE: Joke - by Ravenshire - June 27, 2014 at 12:25 am

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