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The You Can't Make This Shit Up Department
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RE: The You Can't Make This Shit Up Department
(July 9, 2014 at 3:27 pm)Blackout Wrote: How would you feel if you were a jew and someone made an anti Semitic protest humiliating your kind?
You mean, how would I feel, if, for example - there were billboards on every highway that likened me to murderers and rapists? Or threatened me with extreme bodily harm if I didn't stop being -like myself-. Or maybe if people marched up and down a street with signs expressing my wicked inequities? Howsabout some pro-9/11 posters, and lengthy diatribes about how much we deserved that?

I'd think they were morons, and I don't have to imagine it. But I appreciate them outing themselves as bigots and douchebags. Saves me the trouble.

In return, I get to say "thanks for sharing your opinion...and since we're sharing opinions......"
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RE: The You Can't Make This Shit Up Department - by The Grand Nudger - July 9, 2014 at 3:48 pm
RE: The You Can't Make This Shit Up Department - by Losty - July 13, 2014 at 10:20 pm
RE: The You Can't Make This Shit Up Department - by Losty - July 13, 2014 at 10:34 pm
RE: The You Can't Make This Shit Up Department - by Losty - July 13, 2014 at 10:40 pm

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