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door to door recruitment..

Cato

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#30

RE: door to door recruitment..

July 11, 2014 at 9:55 am

Draw up a contract with the devil that has you exchanging your soul for the assurance of living to be 100. At the bottom of the page include a termination clause indicating your release of obligation if Christ allows Satan to assfuck him on pay-per-view. Tell the god botherers that unless they can arrange this Christ serves you no purpose.

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door to door recruitment.. - by atheist04330 - July 10, 2014 at 5:14 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Napoléon - July 10, 2014 at 5:15 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by The Valkyrie - July 10, 2014 at 5:17 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Marsellus Wallace - July 11, 2014 at 10:01 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Thumpalumpacus - July 10, 2014 at 5:19 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Tonus - July 10, 2014 at 5:31 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Jackalope - July 10, 2014 at 5:20 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by ShaMan - July 10, 2014 at 5:22 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Minimalist - July 10, 2014 at 5:24 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by atheist04330 - July 10, 2014 at 5:29 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Welsh cake - July 10, 2014 at 5:30 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Clueless Morgan - July 10, 2014 at 5:30 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Nine - July 10, 2014 at 5:33 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by ShaMan - July 10, 2014 at 5:39 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Losty - July 10, 2014 at 5:41 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Welsh cake - July 10, 2014 at 5:42 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Nine - July 10, 2014 at 5:46 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Ravenshire - July 10, 2014 at 6:03 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Losty - July 10, 2014 at 6:06 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by ShaMan - July 10, 2014 at 6:10 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Ravenshire - July 10, 2014 at 6:12 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Jenny A - July 10, 2014 at 6:14 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Dystopia - July 10, 2014 at 6:51 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Losty - July 10, 2014 at 6:51 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Dystopia - July 10, 2014 at 6:55 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Losty - July 10, 2014 at 7:20 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by The Valkyrie - July 10, 2014 at 7:24 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Dystopia - July 11, 2014 at 2:13 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by ShaMan - July 10, 2014 at 7:24 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Minimalist - July 10, 2014 at 8:42 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Mr Greene - July 11, 2014 at 5:43 am

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Cato - July 11, 2014 at 9:55 am

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Fidel_Castronaut - July 11, 2014 at 9:58 am

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Losty - July 11, 2014 at 4:37 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by ShaMan - July 11, 2014 at 5:21 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Losty - July 11, 2014 at 5:28 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Jackalope - July 11, 2014 at 9:05 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Clueless Morgan - July 11, 2014 at 9:27 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Fidel_Castronaut - July 14, 2014 at 6:11 am

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Losty - July 14, 2014 at 6:18 am

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Esquilax - July 14, 2014 at 6:21 am

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Losty - July 14, 2014 at 6:29 am

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Esquilax - July 14, 2014 at 6:31 am

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Losty - July 14, 2014 at 6:35 am

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Brakeman - August 7, 2014 at 7:06 am

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Mr Greene - July 14, 2014 at 6:28 am

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Mister Agenda - July 11, 2014 at 2:53 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by zebo-the-fat - July 11, 2014 at 4:10 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Dystopia - July 11, 2014 at 4:11 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by zebo-the-fat - July 11, 2014 at 4:13 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Dystopia - July 11, 2014 at 4:25 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Clueless Morgan - July 11, 2014 at 4:18 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by atheist04330 - July 11, 2014 at 4:21 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Tonus - July 15, 2014 at 8:13 am

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by ThomM - July 11, 2014 at 9:20 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Jackalope - July 11, 2014 at 9:31 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by MJ the Skeptical - July 11, 2014 at 9:53 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by atheist04330 - July 11, 2014 at 9:57 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by atheist04330 - July 11, 2014 at 10:38 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Natachan - July 12, 2014 at 5:14 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Fidel_Castronaut - July 14, 2014 at 6:23 am

door to door recruitment.. - by Bibliofagus - July 14, 2014 at 6:32 am

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Fidel_Castronaut - July 14, 2014 at 6:32 am

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by vodkafan - July 15, 2014 at 6:34 am

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by atheist04330 - July 15, 2014 at 7:10 am

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Fidel_Castronaut - July 15, 2014 at 7:25 am

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by atheist04330 - July 15, 2014 at 7:33 am

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by atheist04330 - July 15, 2014 at 8:34 am

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Tonus - July 15, 2014 at 9:32 am

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by LarissaAnn - July 19, 2014 at 1:30 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Anomalocaris - July 19, 2014 at 2:03 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by StealthySkeptic - July 19, 2014 at 2:11 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Oldm8 - August 6, 2014 at 6:21 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Whateverist - August 6, 2014 at 6:51 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Clueless Morgan - August 6, 2014 at 7:46 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Dystopia - August 6, 2014 at 6:54 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Whateverist - August 6, 2014 at 6:55 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by KUSA - August 6, 2014 at 6:55 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Losty - August 6, 2014 at 7:31 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 6, 2014 at 7:26 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by atheist04330 - August 6, 2014 at 7:59 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Clueless Morgan - August 6, 2014 at 9:34 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by The Grand Nudger - August 6, 2014 at 8:38 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Tonus - August 7, 2014 at 8:17 am

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Clueless Morgan - August 7, 2014 at 10:11 am

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Tonus - August 7, 2014 at 10:19 am

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by ManMachine - August 6, 2014 at 8:42 pm

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Lucanus - August 7, 2014 at 3:42 am

Re: RE: door to door recruitment.. - by KUSA - August 7, 2014 at 6:44 am

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by SteelCurtain - August 7, 2014 at 7:26 am

RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Dystopia - August 7, 2014 at 10:26 am

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