Do Christians really believe most of us are going to hell?

[Wyrd of Gawd]

According to the fairy tale if you don't get tossed into the lake fire and end up in the golden cube, you will spend eternity singing God's praises. In exchange he will give you one piece of fruit per month and water. That's it. There's nothing else to do. The golden cube is surrounded by a high wall. The planet doesn't have any seas or islands. There's no sex. There's no darkness. And the damn place is called New Jerusalem.