(July 11, 2014 at 4:37 pm)Losty Wrote:(July 11, 2014 at 9:58 am)Fidel_Castronaut Wrote: Open the door naked, with a massive erection.
Get's them wet every time.
edit: Oh I see losty has already proposed this. Well, PENIS!
Well I don't think I could pull off the having a massive erection part. Lol
You know, there are artificial alternatives one could strap on.