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RE: door to door recruitment..
July 19, 2014 at 1:30 pm
I was gutted when I found out Jehovah's Witness stopped by the other day and I missed them. I was fully prepared to go Monty Python's Life of Brian on them with quotes such as:

"You have been found guilty by the elders of the town of uttering the name of our lord and so...as a BLASPHEMER!"

"Are there any women here today?"

"Look I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just say Jehovah"
~*~Your beliefs don't make you a better person, your behavior does ~*~

~*~Live a good life. If there are Gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are Gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no Gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones - Marcus Aurelius~*~
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door to door recruitment.. - by atheist04330 - July 10, 2014 at 5:14 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Napoléon - July 10, 2014 at 5:15 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by The Valkyrie - July 10, 2014 at 5:17 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Marsellus Wallace - July 11, 2014 at 10:01 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Thumpalumpacus - July 10, 2014 at 5:19 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Tonus - July 10, 2014 at 5:31 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Jackalope - July 10, 2014 at 5:20 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by ShaMan - July 10, 2014 at 5:22 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Minimalist - July 10, 2014 at 5:24 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by atheist04330 - July 10, 2014 at 5:29 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Welsh cake - July 10, 2014 at 5:30 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Clueless Morgan - July 10, 2014 at 5:30 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Nine - July 10, 2014 at 5:33 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by ShaMan - July 10, 2014 at 5:39 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Losty - July 10, 2014 at 5:41 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Welsh cake - July 10, 2014 at 5:42 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Nine - July 10, 2014 at 5:46 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Ravenshire - July 10, 2014 at 6:03 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Losty - July 10, 2014 at 6:06 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by ShaMan - July 10, 2014 at 6:10 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Ravenshire - July 10, 2014 at 6:12 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Jenny A - July 10, 2014 at 6:14 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Dystopia - July 10, 2014 at 6:51 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Losty - July 10, 2014 at 6:51 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Dystopia - July 10, 2014 at 6:55 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Losty - July 10, 2014 at 7:20 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by The Valkyrie - July 10, 2014 at 7:24 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Dystopia - July 11, 2014 at 2:13 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by ShaMan - July 10, 2014 at 7:24 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Minimalist - July 10, 2014 at 8:42 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Mr Greene - July 11, 2014 at 5:43 am
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Cato - July 11, 2014 at 9:55 am
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Fidel_Castronaut - July 11, 2014 at 9:58 am
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Losty - July 11, 2014 at 4:37 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by ShaMan - July 11, 2014 at 5:21 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Losty - July 11, 2014 at 5:28 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Jackalope - July 11, 2014 at 9:05 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Clueless Morgan - July 11, 2014 at 9:27 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Fidel_Castronaut - July 14, 2014 at 6:11 am
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Losty - July 14, 2014 at 6:18 am
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Esquilax - July 14, 2014 at 6:21 am
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Losty - July 14, 2014 at 6:29 am
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Esquilax - July 14, 2014 at 6:31 am
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Losty - July 14, 2014 at 6:35 am
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Brakeman - August 7, 2014 at 7:06 am
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Mr Greene - July 14, 2014 at 6:28 am
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Mister Agenda - July 11, 2014 at 2:53 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by zebo-the-fat - July 11, 2014 at 4:10 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Dystopia - July 11, 2014 at 4:11 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by zebo-the-fat - July 11, 2014 at 4:13 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Dystopia - July 11, 2014 at 4:25 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Clueless Morgan - July 11, 2014 at 4:18 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by atheist04330 - July 11, 2014 at 4:21 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Tonus - July 15, 2014 at 8:13 am
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by ThomM - July 11, 2014 at 9:20 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Jackalope - July 11, 2014 at 9:31 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by MJ the Skeptical - July 11, 2014 at 9:53 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by atheist04330 - July 11, 2014 at 9:57 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by atheist04330 - July 11, 2014 at 10:38 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Natachan - July 12, 2014 at 5:14 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Fidel_Castronaut - July 14, 2014 at 6:23 am
door to door recruitment.. - by Bibliofagus - July 14, 2014 at 6:32 am
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Fidel_Castronaut - July 14, 2014 at 6:32 am
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by vodkafan - July 15, 2014 at 6:34 am
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by atheist04330 - July 15, 2014 at 7:10 am
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Fidel_Castronaut - July 15, 2014 at 7:25 am
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by atheist04330 - July 15, 2014 at 7:33 am
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by atheist04330 - July 15, 2014 at 8:34 am
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Tonus - July 15, 2014 at 9:32 am
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by LarissaAnn - July 19, 2014 at 1:30 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Anomalocaris - July 19, 2014 at 2:03 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by StealthySkeptic - July 19, 2014 at 2:11 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Oldm8 - August 6, 2014 at 6:21 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Whateverist - August 6, 2014 at 6:51 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Clueless Morgan - August 6, 2014 at 7:46 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Dystopia - August 6, 2014 at 6:54 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Whateverist - August 6, 2014 at 6:55 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by KUSA - August 6, 2014 at 6:55 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Losty - August 6, 2014 at 7:31 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 6, 2014 at 7:26 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by atheist04330 - August 6, 2014 at 7:59 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Clueless Morgan - August 6, 2014 at 9:34 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by The Grand Nudger - August 6, 2014 at 8:38 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Tonus - August 7, 2014 at 8:17 am
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Clueless Morgan - August 7, 2014 at 10:11 am
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Tonus - August 7, 2014 at 10:19 am
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by ManMachine - August 6, 2014 at 8:42 pm
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Lucanus - August 7, 2014 at 3:42 am
Re: RE: door to door recruitment.. - by KUSA - August 7, 2014 at 6:44 am
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by SteelCurtain - August 7, 2014 at 7:26 am
RE: door to door recruitment.. - by Dystopia - August 7, 2014 at 10:26 am

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