SO THE EVIL EVOLUTIONIST SCIENTIST FIRED MARK H. ARMITAGE FOR DISPROVING OLD EARTH

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so we came from goo? and that goo decided to be male and ran into female goo? and then they decided to become human and have babies together? and where are the geologic colums in order anywhere or together, evolution is a big fraud to fool the world.

there is no battle, give me some proof we came from goo, formed lungs, eyews etc a male and female at the same time, and became man and stopped.

Shit, I nailed it:

It's another argument from ignorance: "I can't think of another more reasonable way this could have happened, therefore it's a miracle."

And this is without even stopping to test the goddamn thing properly first. Yet more worthless creationist nonsense, couched in the same aggressive, condescending and self aggrandizing dickitude that the godwads always go to when they think they've found a foothold against evolution.

Assholes and idiots braying their ignorance for everyone to see.

It's almost as if I was describing this guy specifically.