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If Evil-lution is true...
June 3, 2016 at 2:08 pm
...then how come Rush Limbaugh is still an ape?

Checkmate, atheists!

Glory!

Rush Limbaugh asks why gorilla at zoo never turned into a human; thinks that disproves evolution.
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June 3, 2016 at 2:25 pm
It's a good point.

Although technically all apes are humans. I mean, all monkeys are apes. Or something. "Types".
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RE: If Evil-lution is true...
June 3, 2016 at 2:30 pm
(June 3, 2016 at 2:08 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Born Again Wrote: ...then how come Rush Limbaugh is still an ape?

 

I suppose he has a point, he was born an atheist and when he dies he will revert to being an atheist ... food for thought  Wink
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June 3, 2016 at 2:31 pm
The term "monkey" is not synonymous with the word "ape." Chimpanzees, Gorillas, Gibbons, and Bonobos are not monkeys. They are apes, So are humans. All monkeys and apes are primates, however, Somewhere along the line, we all share a primate ancestor
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June 3, 2016 at 2:36 pm
That's just your atheist nazi communist secular naturalist noncomformist freethinking crudhole propaganda tho.
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June 3, 2016 at 2:40 pm
(June 3, 2016 at 2:36 pm)robvalue Wrote: That's just your atheist nazi communist secular naturalist noncomformist freethinking crudhole propaganda tho.

Amen, brother! 

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June 3, 2016 at 3:04 pm
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June 3, 2016 at 3:16 pm
I'm not so sure. He's presenting some pretty strong stuff here. Maybe evilution is wrong, and therefor Christianity is true?

That's enough for me. Gimme one of those Jesus wafers.
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June 4, 2016 at 4:37 am
Did we get an answer on this yet?

Well, I don't see any proof of millions of years of evolution in my bedroom, so case closed. Jesus' cock it is.
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RE: If Evil-lution is true...
June 4, 2016 at 4:43 am
(June 4, 2016 at 4:37 am)robvalue Wrote: Did we get an answer on this yet?

Well, I don't see any proof of millions of years of evolution in my bedroom, so case closed. Jesus' cock it is.

Get after it, then. You gotta take one for the team.
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