(July 26, 2014 at 9:05 pm)Losty Wrote:(July 26, 2014 at 8:01 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote: Aw, shucks.
And I just love thinking about the omniscient and omnipotent creator of the universe being like, "Ewww, gross, stop doing what I created you to want to do! If you don't stop then I will torture you for eternity despite creating you that way." I imagine he might give lesbians a pass though.
How's about heteroflexibles?
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Only if they're hot, since God in the Bible would want to leer on his slaves, er, followers as they mindlessly worship him for eternity. I don't think you have anything to worry about.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
