A look at a piece of my insane family

[Samson]

Thank you Samson. You should read the latest message I got from jesus freak nephew.
Here it is if you want to read it. I haven't responded to him yet, but I'm going to decline his offer. I just haven't figured out how to word it

I like you, Binny Boo. I am glad that you are who you are and not fakin the funk. I would like to come over and pray for you concerning any sickness some time. Whats the worst thing that can happen, nothing? Either way, keep it real, so the real won't keep you. Your peculiar nephew, Jason Samuel Thompson.
Oh yah--God told me to tell you that "that He needs you. You need the people whom you love." It may seem ridiculous but God is by far the weirdest person I have ever encountered, He's not from here.

Binny, tell him that he is more than welcome to come over and pray, but he will be doing it alone and with the knowledge that you will be recording him.
After you tell him this, let him know that the reason for the recording is for Scientific documentation on how his prayer will recover his lost, "Pointer Finger" since of course he likes to use it so much..

After saying that, then you can add the, "I love you and hope you are well" bit.........